I walked up to a girl and said, ""If you were a drug, I would overdose!"" She said, ""Thanks."" I said, ""Then you wouldn't be able to ruin my life any more.""
What do you say to a one legged hitch hiker hop in
How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car? No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot
Dear Cracker Jack: The prizes in your bag aren't prizes anymore. They're tiny pieces of paper that say, ""Go fuck yourself.""
Crazy People How do crazy people go through the forest?