Relationships these days are like Birthdays....Once the Cake is Eaten, the Party's Over...!!!
Dear Edward, maybe the reason you can't read Bella's mind is because there's nothing in her head. Sincerely, Logic.
Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
Cops don't have penises, instead they have wieners Because they're made out of pork.
A revolving door is an IQ test you can fail in public.
