Why did the Muslim cross the road? I said to my self as I floored the accelerator. Although I guess he did get to the other side.
What's an owl's favorite subject? Owlgebra
what's the medical term for a female-to-male gender reassignment surgery? an addadictomy
Twitter drama doesn't have anything on LinkedIn drama.
First Guy (proudly): My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: You're lucky, mine's still alive.