So I found a hair in my pasta.. AN ANGEL HAIR! lololol
What do you call a complaining adult? A groan up!
My great great grandfather died in a Nazi death camp. He fell off of a guard tower.
[sexy time] Me: Let me be your fantasy. Him: It's a Star Wars thing. Me: Say no more. *leaves* *comes back dressed as Yoda*
I've waited long to say this. I think we should all gift watches to the folks at /r/trees. It's high time.