Next Presidential election, we need to get some guys with beards in there. It's been too long.
If you need to rush somewhere, carry a fire extinguisher. Nobody will stop a person running with a fire extinguisher.
Safety first. Just kidding, coffee first. Safety's like third or fourth.
Donald Trump isnt that weird looking... .........I would even dare to call him a little hand-some.
flight attendant: sir, are you raising your hand me: how do i access the wifi fa: im doing safety announcements me: is that lowercase