Oh, so when a survivor takes an arrow to the head, it's a ""tragedy."" But when a zombie get hit, it's a ""good kill."" Hypocrites.
Do you guys want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, its too cheesy
What do you call the cookbook of the dead? The Necrinom-nom-nomicon
Why does Donald Trump like free haircuts? Because he doesn't have toupee.
Strap-on backwards spells No-parts.