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Men mostly hate two words: 'not' and 'enough'... unless you say them together. After shaking someone's hand, I like to maintain eye contact while applying hand sanitizer. Knock Knock Who's there ! Brie
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A person walks into a bar. Ouch. Kevin Spacey ordering a takeaway coffee from Starbucks and receiving the cup with 'Kevin E' written on the side. Remember when double entry was an accounting term? How
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Why do zombies always kill at comedy clubs? Because their jokes are told post-humorously! I've got to go guys. Yesterday I bought a new shampoo that's supposed to change my life. I always tell my kids
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Did you hear about the guy with two wooden legs who's house burnt down? He fell on his ash. Why do Chinese workers work so hard? Because their companies are always short-staffed. Why are they giving Lance
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Dear Internet, Once and for all, I agree to ALL ""the terms and conditions"" that have or will ever exist. Jeez! The Trump Tower incident proves that.. ..the only way to climb up a corporate ladder is
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My girlfriend says there's no difference between Asians and Caucasians. She really can't tell White from Wong. Daughter saw old clothes I've saved for sentimental value & said 'I bet you cried when the
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How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots. I just lifted a couch to retrieve a Skittle that fell underneath
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Dogs that don't bark are the most dangerous of all They're woofless Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it. What do Angels fans and gay men both have in common?
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Why is Santa's sack so full? Because he only comes once a year. How should a doctor treat a patient with Mesothelioma? Asbestos he can. Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss! What
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Kids are so dumb u think Santa's elves made that PS4 yeah right like Sony would ever let that happen learn basic copyright law u lil shits The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to
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A Jewish kid asks his father if he can borrow $30... The father says, ""$30! Do you have any idea how much money $20 is? Where am I going to get $10? Group therapy One psychologist asked another psychologist
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You can reuse a condom... you just need to shake the fuck out of it. -Come on, it's time to go -No -We are going to be late -I hate school -But Mum, you have to take me! Trump's last two chances to save
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That prank where you roll the windows down as you go through a carwash so your friends get soaked isn't as funny when you do it by yourself You don't need to put ""narcissist"" in your bio. This is twitter,
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*opens car door to drop kid off at school & sees kool aid instead* If you're here then.. [cut to kid bursting through a wall like 'oh yeah'] SuperMan, A Nice American and A fat American were having a race,
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This homeless man was shaking his cup at me with some change in it. Yeah i get it, you have more money than me. Quit it. If you post BDSM jokes on /r/jokes.... Does it count as a submission? Anyone else
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A friend of mine is allergic to both peanut butter and bees, which he discovered when he bit into the worst sandwich ever. Jewish dietary law... Pork and shellfish may be eaten only in a good Chinese
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What does an Engineer use for contraception? His personality! [robbery in progress in the store I'm at] *quickly remembers training from karate school* *bows to robber* *is kicked in head so hard* I met
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They found a hole in the wall at the University's girl's locker room. The police are looking into it. You know what the problem is with dating a white girl with a mixed baby? The kid never spends the weekend
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Where do Jewish kids with ADHD go for the summer? Concentration camp Every year I make a resolution to change myself... this year I am making a resolution to be myself!.....Happy new year 2013 How that
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A man goes to his doctor The doctor says ""Sir, you have HIV"", the man responds ""Wow, you can't even trust your own kids these days!"". What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down
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