That prank where you roll the windows down as you go through a carwash so your friends get soaked isn't as funny when you do it by yourself
You don't need to put ""narcissist"" in your bio. This is twitter, that shit goes without saying.
What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window? Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!
What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water? You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese.