A Jewish kid asks his father if he can borrow $30... The father says, ""$30! Do you have any idea how much money $20 is? Where am I going to get $10?
Group therapy One psychologist asked another psychologist how his agoraphobia group therapy sessions are going. ""Not so good."" ""Why?"" ""No one ever shows up.""
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alan ! Alan who ? Alan a good cause !
Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday? He had a Saturday Night Fever
A friend of mine got married on top of a mountain last year. Aye they say it was all downhill from there.