You can reuse a condom... you just need to shake the fuck out of it.
-Come on, it's time to go -No -We are going to be late -I hate school -But Mum, you have to take me!
Trump's last two chances to save his election campaign at the second debate: 1. Be endorsed by Dave. 2. Bring out a resurrected Harambe on stage.
It's not that hard to tell alligators and crocodiles apart. One will see you after a while, and the other will see you later.
how many kids with A.D.D does it take to screw in a light bulb? let's go ride bikes.