My girlfriend says there's no difference between Asians and Caucasians. She really can't tell White from Wong.
Daughter saw old clothes I've saved for sentimental value & said 'I bet you cried when the last dinosaur died too'. She's out of the will.
[mall] Me: That guy looks SO familiar! Wife: ... M: Maybe an actor? Musician? W: ... M: I'll get an autograph! W: He's our mailman, moron.
You hear about the guy who's teeth is like a shopping mall There's a big GAP
Atheism is non-prophet organization.
