Where do Jewish kids with ADHD go for the summer? Concentration camp
Every year I make a resolution to change myself... this year I am making a resolution to be myself!.....Happy new year 2013
How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring. Of course. What's your phone number ?
Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them? I did! Well here's the elastic band.
Why are there no gays in a mental asylum? Because they can't wear a strait-jacket.