A friend of mine is allergic to both peanut butter and bees, which he discovered when he bit into the worst sandwich ever.
Jewish dietary law... Pork and shellfish may be eaten only in a good Chinese restaurant.
""Everybody freeze!"" -November
Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra? It had suction cups.
What do a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.