*opens car door to drop kid off at school & sees kool aid instead* If you're here then.. [cut to kid bursting through a wall like 'oh yeah']
SuperMan, A Nice American and A fat American were having a race, who won ? the fat American, because the other 2 are fictional characters
*sees guy buying toilet paper* ahahaha that's gonna be for poop
Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee? Cus he drank it before it was cool...
Women are like convertibles. They're a lot more fun when the top's down.
