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Kit of Joy
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2017-06-27 19:54
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2018-10-11 17:47
Make day funny (2651r)
Robocop seems pretty cocky for a guy that can't swim. What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist! A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""what
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2018-10-11 15:10
Make day funny (5602c)
I have a heroine addiction... ...because I can only sleep with a girl if she has saved somebody's life. Nana's house is getting real bad, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting another dead cat. A
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2018-10-11 13:07
Make day funny (6142l)
My dog ate itself I think he's Asian [approaches parent with child on a leash] ""Mind if I pet your dog?"" Hey that's my son! ""Oh my bad. Mind if I pet your son?"" Two 5th graders are doing Math homework.
joykit
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2018-10-11 10:16
Make day funny (5974c)
A feminist and a fascist walks into a bar She orders a glass of wine I asked my Nan what she wanted for Christmas. ""Something from the Body Shop please,"" she replied..... Hope she's got enough room in
joykit
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2018-10-11 08:16
Make day funny (9545p)
What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes? bleotch!! Vodka doesn't care about your 70's bush... Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one? A: You have to hollow out the
joykit
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2018-10-11 05:51
Make day funny (6311x)
I accidentally flogged another dominatrix's client. Oops, wrong sub. I turn 30 in like 4 and a half hours... I always said I'd retire from comedy if I hadn't ""made it"" by 30. ...So I've got like 4 hours
joykit
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2018-10-11 03:25
Make day funny (6790s)
Coworker: You're so condescending and arrogant. Me: They mean the same thing so you didn't need to say both. how do you get pikachu onto a bus You Pokemon the 10,000 hours rule is simpley not true i hav
joykit
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2018-10-11 00:39
Make day funny (1357i)
I'd buy more Tupperware containers from the supermarket if they came with cupcakes in them. People hate when I make my elevator joke But it works on so many levels How can you tell the difference between
joykit
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2018-10-10 22:40
Make day funny (7951u)
Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road? To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side. I was going to post a Michael Brown joke.. ..but I'm afraid it would just get shot down. What's the best time to go to a dentist?
joykit
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2018-10-10 19:47
Make day funny (4560h)
Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians? They're afraid of getting owned What happened to the man that lost his left arm and left leg His political beliefs are in line with the conservative section
joykit
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2018-10-10 17:36
Make day funny (9209o)
Hey, parents of an only child considering having one more, know that I just split an M&M in half. An M&M. In half. What does a suicidal man say to a suicidal girl? Hey, wanna hang? did u hear about the
joykit
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2018-10-10 15:08
Make day funny (7219p)
What do you call someone who reads in the sun? Well Red. It's hard to argue with a spear I mean, it's got a point. How do you make a female chemist feel self conscious? Ask if her hair is an extensive
joykit
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2018-10-10 12:54
Make day funny (7297y)
I got my haircut the other day... ...and I just saw my barber at the grocery. He asked how I liked my haircut. I told him I didn't like it at first, but its growing on me. What did the dyslexic bank robber
joykit
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2018-10-10 10:26
Make day funny (1150i)
Laughter really is the best medicine... Except for diarrhea. What did Bill Cosby call Donald Trump? A rookie. What do you call a masseuse that only massages men? A misogynist. First Caribou: What kind
joykit
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2018-10-09 04:46
Make day funny (4178s)
My goal in life is to get my face on a coin. That way I can be the change I wish to see in the world. What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? It was Bin Laden Excuse
joykit
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2018-10-09 02:00
Make day funny (5648u)
My ex boyfriend was into two types of women: 1) Me 2) My Best Friend Did you know John Denver had dandruff? Yeah, after his plane went down they found his Head and Shoulders washed up on a beach. My favorite
joykit
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2018-10-08 23:41
Make day funny (5157j)
Trying nofap for just 7 days... ... and it already gets really hard. The toy inside my McDonald's Apathy Meal is just a lump of gray plastic and an instruction sheet that says ""Whatever. This job sucks.""
joykit
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2018-10-08 21:37
Make day funny (9275f)
Donald Trump is cancelling the Dawn Of Justice movie He's doing it since one of the main characters, Superman, is an illegal alien. I can get most of Reddit to hate me in one sentence I'm watching Sword
joykit
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2018-10-08 18:49
Make day funny (2506a)
Why was the plant embarrassed? It soiled itself. *Buh dum ts* *Dodges tomatoes* *Throws all 900 baby items in garbage* *Buys Magic 8 Ball* *Whispers*, This is how we raise you now. What do gay horses eat?
joykit
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2018-10-08 16:28
Make day funny (8872y)
Your baby might be adorable, but so is my cat and she cleans her own butt. I told my ex girlfriend "" i'll never get over you"". ""i'll have to get up and go around"". Cop: Have you been drinking? Me:
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