My goal in life is to get my face on a coin. That way I can be the change I wish to see in the world.
What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? It was Bin Laden
Excuse me, Santa, but I still haven't received the first ""ho"" you promised me.
Have you heard about the ATM that got addicted to money? I heard it suffered from withdrawls.
Went in for a prostate exam... I asked the doctor where I should put my pants. ""Right over there with mine""...
