I accidentally flogged another dominatrix's client. Oops, wrong sub.
I turn 30 in like 4 and a half hours... I always said I'd retire from comedy if I hadn't ""made it"" by 30. ...So I've got like 4 hours left
Welcome to Alzheimer's Club. I see a lot of new faces today.
What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer? A hole in Juan
How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem? She worked it out with a pencil.