Hey, parents of an only child considering having one more, know that I just split an M&M in half. An M&M. In half.
What does a suicidal man say to a suicidal girl? Hey, wanna hang?
did u hear about the crow that landed a job? he works in a caw center. he's winging it for now but it might take off
Remember the bridge you drive over today was built by the lowest bidder.
What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed? Just out of Curiosity...