Robocop seems pretty cocky for a guy that can't swim.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist!
A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""what is this a joke?""
Sarah Palin is going to Haiti? Haven't these people been put through enough this year?
My packing technique for jams is amazingly effective; cram equipment in case, sit on case, break case, swear at case, buy new case, repeat.