Your baby might be adorable, but so is my cat and she cleans her own butt.
I told my ex girlfriend "" i'll never get over you"". ""i'll have to get up and go around"".
Cop: Have you been drinking? Me: *sips beer Cop: That was stupid. Me: So was your question.
What's the one good thing about a pedophile? They drive slow through school zones.
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
