My ex boyfriend was into two types of women: 1) Me 2) My Best Friend
Did you know John Denver had dandruff? Yeah, after his plane went down they found his Head and Shoulders washed up on a beach.
My favorite people are the ones that like to pass judgement on others because they have obviously lead a perfect life
Q: How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.... But I don't know Y
