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What is green and flying over Poland? Peter Panski Police caught me leaving Trader Joe's without buying pita & hummus now I'm going to jail A first grade teacher asks her students, ""What comes after 69?""
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Ever had haggis? I fed it to my dog once.... Poor guy's been licking his asshole for a month, trying to get rid of the taste. Guide to DIY: 1. Double the cost estimate. 2. Double the time it should take.
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Two Goldfish were in a tank. What did one fish ask the other? So how do you drive this thing? My face is so oily I'm afraid the U.S. is going to invade it A man has an accident at the factory where he
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Being gay is a choice... like being black, poor, or an amputee. No one really made you go to Iraq What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? An udder failure What do feminists and Redditors have
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My girlfriend left me for telling too many bad jokes... I guess her love was pun-conditional. I hate when people don't watch where I'm going when I'm walking and texting. Man comes home to find his wife
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Why does KFC only sell christian chicken? Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list. Did you hear about the Power Plant that was bad for the environment all year? He got coal for Christmas. What do
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First date Him: What do you do? Me [pulls out a Victoria's Secret catalog that I've clearly glued photos of my face into] ""I'm a model."" If athletes get athlete's foot then what do astronauts get? Missile
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Whats Lil' Johns Favorite magazine? OK! What doesn't float to the top when it dies? A day old reddit post. Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax? A: You can tune the lawnmower
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A prostitute said she would do anything for $10... Guess who just got their car washed! Why did the black man walk into a bar? Because the cell door was still locked. How do the Chinese come up with names
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What do you call a Communist Mexican? A Gaucho Marxist What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW? ... I don't have a new BMW in my garage. What is the speed limit of sex? 68, because
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How do you titillate an ocelot? gay porn I just flew in from Cleveland And boy are my arms tired. What do Donald Trump and Mondays have in common Nobody likes them. God: You finish all 11 commandments?
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I'm writing this from the hospital Don't worry! The doctors say I'm going to be OK but I must warn you. The Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name! What's the difference between a piano, a tuna
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How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none, they blew it up already. My neighbour is singing under the shower again. Luckily, i can't hear her through my binoculars. Not having a date
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There's a spider on my calculator. Must be an arachnerd. Star Wars Casting Did you hear Carrie Fischer is going to be in the new Star Wars movies? She is going to be the new Jabba the Hutt! Why can't you
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What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids? A genie. A woman always worries about the things that men forget and men always worry about the things women remember. How do you make 5 pounds of fat
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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? You see a woman learn her place. Has the airplane joke been posted yet? Eh never mind, it'll go over your head. What's the Best Way To Embarrass A Psychic
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What do pigs do on nice afternoons? They go on pignics. Her: OMG! The holidays aren't an excuse to stuff your face with whatever edible that crosses your path. Me: I eat like this everyday. [my dog lays
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I told my doctor that i broke my arm in two places He told me to stop going to those places Why do girls generally go to the bathroom in groups? 'Cause they're a bunch of pussies. There is no ""i"" in
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What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can finish a race Two detectives are at a crime scene. They locate a briefcase that is vital evidence to the investigation. One of the detectives
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If my third grade teacher hasn't taught me that little rhyme about spelling.... I'd still be spelling cieling and nieghbor wrong. I could be wrong, but an escape goat strikes me as an awfully inefficient
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