How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none, they blew it up already.
My neighbour is singing under the shower again. Luckily, i can't hear her through my binoculars.
Not having a date on Valentine's Day doesn't really worry me... It's those 364 other date-less days that are causing me a bit of concern.
What do you call a koala that drives? A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*
Why was kleenex dancing? It had a little boogie in it.