Being gay is a choice... like being black, poor, or an amputee. No one really made you go to Iraq
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? An udder failure
What do feminists and Redditors have in common? They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.
Ever since we lowered our ceilings here at the shipyard, sails have gone through the roof.
I had a one night stand with a girl who liked having pitchers of urine dumped on her head. It was a piss poor experience