What is green and flying over Poland? Peter Panski
Police caught me leaving Trader Joe's without buying pita & hummus now I'm going to jail
A first grade teacher asks her students, ""What comes after 69?"" One student responds, ""Mouthwash""
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
Girl, if you don't stop touching my crotch,... ...you might feel a small prick.