Two Goldfish were in a tank. What did one fish ask the other? So how do you drive this thing?
My face is so oily I'm afraid the U.S. is going to invade it
A man has an accident at the factory where he works... He calls his wife and says ""Meet me at the hospital! I just cut off my finger!"" Wife says ""The whole finger?!?"" He says ""No, the one next to it""
Why do Asians have squinty eye balls? Because Atomic Bombs are pretty bright...
Why is the rainbow a symbol of homosexuality? Because there is a pot at the end of it.
