There's a spider on my calculator. Must be an arachnerd.
Star Wars Casting Did you hear Carrie Fischer is going to be in the new Star Wars movies? She is going to be the new Jabba the Hutt!
Why can't you see Hippos hiding in trees? Because they're good at it.
You know what the problem is with dating a white girl with a mixed baby? The kid never spends the weekend at their dad's house. **I'll just see myself out**
Ouch! It was an iron bar! . . . . . . A faster than light Tachyon walks into a bar.
