Whats Lil' Johns Favorite magazine? OK!
What doesn't float to the top when it dies? A day old reddit post.
Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax? A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
Wanna hear a Bill Cosby joke? Drink this first.
Can they make band aids that are easier and faster to unpack so I don't bleed to death?