What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? You see a woman learn her place.
Has the airplane joke been posted yet? Eh never mind, it'll go over your head.
What's the Best Way To Embarrass A Psychic On Their Birthday? Throw Them A Surprise Party.
You know you are Canadian when 0c and sunny is beautiful warm day...
The Prophylactic Why did the prophylactic fly across the room? It was peed off.