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I really admire people who can joke about themselves so I made up this joke....It starts ""I have Alzheimer's ... Yes, they're good. But mangoes act like they know they're good, and that's unappealing
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What did the /r/science mod say to the user? [removed] Fact: Bernie Sanders won't release his birth certificate because it proves that when he was born he was already a 74-year-old man My grandmother tried
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Dont worry people, you can still wear your LiveStrong braclets. Just cross out the V. There's no law that says you can't make a tiny swimming pool in your belly button for a gummy bear pool party. With
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If you think I'm an alcoholic... If you think **I'm** an alcoholic, you should see this guy Jesus he got hammered in my church once. A cop stopped a man smoking cannabis while driving The officer asked
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Why doesn't Barbie have kids? Cause Ken cums in another box... I feel like Mammorial Day would be a much less somber day. In fact, it would probably be the breast holiday of the year. 911: whats your emergency
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Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs? So they don't get mistaken for feminists. Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection? It was bloodcurdling. Kim Davis becoming a Republican,
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I've never known a complete Jew I have only known some who are Jew*ish* This doughnut scented car air freshener will more than pay for itself next time I get pulled over. Scott Walker is dropping out of
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Islam Is a religion of peace You guys hear about the pepper shaker that was attacked by the salt shaker? Apparently the salt shaker was arrested and charged with aggravated as-*salt* I love when my friends
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Make day funny (1838y)
When your boss asks you ""do I look stupid to you?"" it's a rhetorical question I know this now ""But I need braaaaaaains!"" ~A frustrated zombie at a Trump rally Knock Knock Who's there ? Cotton ! Cotton
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My dog saw a sign on a wall that said ""wet paint""... So he did. A koala is sitting in a bar.. I chopped him up and put him in there. I couldn't make him fit as a whole. Two cats are swimming across a
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Not rewinding VHS movies after watching the nude scenes was the original not clearing your browser history. Where do you send bad Russian cows? The Moolag I haven't always believed in climate change But
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So I was at the Library today .. And a black Gentleman came over to me and asked where the coloured printer was. I replied ""Man its 2016 you can use any printer!"" How best to save the iPhone from FBI?
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What do you call a talent show where they try to discover a porn star with singing talent? The Sex factor Knock Knock Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ? Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry ! What's
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Girl, are you into conspiracy theories? Because you are looking Illumi-naughty! No, I'm not an addict I just really really need it. Ronda Rouseys next fight has been announced! Ronda Rousey V. Crippling
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What is eternity? Two self-conscious guys taking a shit in a public restroom. For sale Dead Budgie Not going cheep What do horses eat on the internet? Hayy lmao Why did the chicken cross the road? To get
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What do you call a woman who loves small dicks? Hopefully your girlfriend ""Why your stomach is so big""...""That's the baby ... I had for lunch"" What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars? A
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When men and women argue who's the most stubborn... Then men concede they are are, because they just don't want to argue this anymore. A hurricane is going to hit the east coast? Are you Joaquin? How do
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So how do you stop eating the endless breadsticks at Olive Garden does the restaurant close or are you supposed to bring a spotter with you? I take all of my relationship advice from Animal Planet. ""Peanuts,
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Sharp and short! **Husband** : I love you! **Wife** : Not today! 7: Where are you and Mom going tonight? Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today. When my husband
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I'm tired of people dissin Arabs like wtf they don't all make bombs..... They make slurpees too. What's the plural form of the word ""anecdote""? Data What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear.
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