Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs? So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection? It was bloodcurdling.
Kim Davis becoming a Republican, dealing a huge blow to the ""intolerant homophobic religious fundamentalist"" wing of the Democratic Party.
Dogs are perfect napkins because they just think you're petting them.
How do you reward a chicken journalist? With a poulette surprise!
