I really admire people who can joke about themselves so I made up this joke....It starts ""I have Alzheimer's ...
Yes, they're good. But mangoes act like they know they're good, and that's unappealing to me.
Not sure if I actually like movies or just like looking at something while I eat popcorn.
I'm dating an older woman. When i go down you know what it tastes like? Depends...
Imagine how much more useful Superman would've been if he'd helped people move their heavy furniture instead.