I've never known a complete Jew I have only known some who are Jew*ish*
This doughnut scented car air freshener will more than pay for itself next time I get pulled over.
Scott Walker is dropping out of the Presidential race. In a nationwide poll of likely voters nearly 98% responded to the news with, ""Who?""
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey