My dog saw a sign on a wall that said ""wet paint""... So he did.
A koala is sitting in a bar.. I chopped him up and put him in there. I couldn't make him fit as a whole.
Two cats are swimming across a river One's name is ""one two three"", and the other's name is ""Un deux trois"". One two three made it across but Un deux trois cat sank
An atheist, a vegan, a libertarian, and a BMW owner walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone in the bar within 2 minutes.
I just found a quarter in the vending machine, if anyone is looking for a sugar mama.