So I was at the Library today .. And a black Gentleman came over to me and asked where the coloured printer was. I replied ""Man its 2016 you can use any printer!""
How best to save the iPhone from FBI? Crack it before they hack it.
Alzheimer's joke Knock knock Who's there? To get to the other side!
Sitting with Grandma at the hospital. She noticed me checking my watch and said, ""Go on Dummy. I know brunch is almost over at the tit bar.""
*wakes up* well, it looks like its that time again. time to do just enough activity to convince my body that it needs to go back to sleep