Make day funny (5452s)

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So how do you stop eating the endless breadsticks at Olive Garden does the restaurant close or are you supposed to bring a spotter with you?

I take all of my relationship advice from Animal Planet.

""Peanuts, big butts, M&M's, large butts, raisins, huge butts."" - Sir Trail Mix-a-Lot

Got a message from the anti virus app on my phone telling me Twitter was safe. Clearly, the app isn't reading your tweets or looking at pics

An Apple computer walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""What'll it be, Mac?""

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