Islam Is a religion of peace
You guys hear about the pepper shaker that was attacked by the salt shaker? Apparently the salt shaker was arrested and charged with aggravated as-*salt*
I love when my friends start selling weight loss shakes because that's one less person I ever have to talk to again.
Where do lightning bolts go on dates? -To cloud 9
Why can't redheads get drunk? Because they only drink Ginger Ale.
