Why doesn't Barbie have kids? Cause Ken cums in another box...
I feel like Mammorial Day would be a much less somber day. In fact, it would probably be the breast holiday of the year.
911: whats your emergency Me: Come quick, my son has swallowed a condom*Click 911: whats your emergency Me: It's ok, found another one.
What do you call a racist 19th century artist? Oppressionist
What's the difference between a honda and a Porsche? Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a Honda