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Just made this up. What did one cannibal-rapist say to the other? ""Let's do lunch."" my parents met on reddit im the joke Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face? He couldn't see it coming
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Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia? Because he's snowed-in My friend got a rash from some suntan lotion he was using. He wanted to sue the company for billions. He was being irrational. Her: Oh no,
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Why did the women's studies major go to college? To study a broad Someone keeps downvoting my racist jokes. It's like a ton of black people suddenly got laptops or something. Q: You're sailing on a boat
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What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino! My teen thought it'd be funny to unfriend me on Facebook. I laughed and laughed and changed the wi-fi password. Good times! Me and
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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving? Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow. I've been addicted to eating the Thanksgiving leftovers... ...so I decided to quit cold turkey. Jedi Knights
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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac Michael Jackson's last words ""Take me to the children's hospital."" Did you hear about Kurt Cobain's
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The kiss is a wordless articulation of desire whose object lies in the future, and somewhat to the south. ""We've traced the call. It's coming from INSIDE THE HORSE!"" -Trojan 911 dispatcher If you insist
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Wat do you call the entrance to a whore house? A Hodor Straight guys on twitter, If you haven't been hit on by a gay guy on here take a long look at yourself & figure out what's wrong with you. What's
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My wife and I got into a heated argument. ""I met a man...but I married a boy."" she said, her face full of rage. I said, ""I guess the jokes on you then, paedo."" Question: Why is divorce so expensive?
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As a Californian, the most frightening thing about the movie Psycho, is the thought of leaving the shower water running for that long. My grandmother used to tell us a joke... She'd say ""Knock knock"",
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse! I almost crashed into the semi in front of me while I was looking at a hot construction worker. That would've been an embarrassing obituary.
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I work in a library and a black guy asked me if there are any coloured printers... I said, ""Dude, it's 2016 you can use any printer you want."" I got a notice that a sex offender just moved in nearby
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I told my kids 10 good dad jokes to see if any of them would make them laugh. But no pun intended. Looking for jokes about Boy Bands!!! Hosting a sing-a-long drink-a-long and need some jokes with boy bands
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I've discovered the best way to punish 17, is to put on the same outfit as her, then follow her around all day yelling out ""TWINSIES!"" Monica Lewinski Will Not Vote for Hillary Clinton The last Clinton
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How do Chinese people name their babies? Throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make. teacher asked a boy ............ if you have ten chocolates and you give 2 to girl on first bench 3 to
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What do you call a wolf once its found A there wolf what do a nun and a public defender have in common? neither one can get you off Leave everyone stranded at a bank robbery to play laser tag when you're
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Halo? more like..... GAYLO!!!!!!! Well, well, well, if it isn't my inability to cope with life. Shoving a hose up someones butt. What a douche move! *watching The Revenant* *rewind* *play* *rewind* *play*
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What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession? a rem job What's the difference between America and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture. the
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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto. Boy, pet stores don't like it when you ask, ""What is the most delicious animal you sell here?"" Why can't you eat cereal in the Matrix? Because there
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BlackJack Jack be nimble Jack be quick Cuz Jack just stole that candlestick ""The shortest distance between two points is a straight line"" Triggered. Discriminates against gay lines. Where does a dog
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