I work in a library and a black guy asked me if there are any coloured printers... I said, ""Dude, it's 2016 you can use any printer you want.""
I got a notice that a sex offender just moved in nearby and I'm worried for my children... So I got them all pedometers.
Joke :Doctor patient joke Patient: What is the cost of plastic surgery? Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic?
Duct Tape Won't Fix Stupid. But it will gag the sound.
""I'm a green onion and I'm here to say, I can be enjoyed most every day."" -A rapscallion
