Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia? Because he's snowed-in
My friend got a rash from some suntan lotion he was using. He wanted to sue the company for billions. He was being irrational.
Her: Oh no, I've lost my jacket.. Me: *appears from the shadows* (whispers) you left it at the restaurant *slinks back into the shadows*
Recursion What does the ""B"" Stand for in ""Benoit B. Mandelbrot""? Benoit B. Mandelbrot.
i want a segway so i can ride my segway away from my problems
