How do Chinese people name their babies? Throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.
teacher asked a boy ............ if you have ten chocolates and you give 2 to girl on first bench 3 to second and 5 to last bench girl then what will be left for you reply : three new girl friends
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women? Because when it's time to go back to childhood a man is already there.
Hillary Clinton and Nickelback are on a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America
I hear there's a pre-credit stinger in Batman v. Superman But it's not worth sticking around for.