BlackJack Jack be nimble Jack be quick Cuz Jack just stole that candlestick
""The shortest distance between two points is a straight line"" Triggered. Discriminates against gay lines.
Where does a dog go when he loses his tail The dock.
Wait, women get the WHOLE DAY? Is that in every country? It's night where I am is it over can it be about me again
What is a snowman's favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !