Why did the women's studies major go to college? To study a broad
Someone keeps downvoting my racist jokes. It's like a ton of black people suddenly got laptops or something.
Q: You're sailing on a boat with a pack of cigarettes, but do not have a fire source, what do? A: Throw one overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter.
What is the difference between Donald Trump and a vibrator? A vibrator is not a genuine dick
I like my whiskey like I like my women... Underage and sexy.
