Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
Michael Jackson's last words ""Take me to the children's hospital.""
Did you hear about Kurt Cobain's new album? He did a cover of The Wall by Pink Floyd
Why do elephants drink so much? To try to forget!
My 19 yo cousin told me this one What did Euler find in the toilet? Natural log
