What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving? Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
I've been addicted to eating the Thanksgiving leftovers... ...so I decided to quit cold turkey.
Jedi Knights love analogies. ""Metaphors be with you!""
How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch? You pay him for the pizza.
Want to know how to make tons of people mad real fast? your about to now how.