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Kit of Joy
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2017-06-27 19:54
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2018-10-06 11:36
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How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None; they can't change anything. Where would you park your camel? The Camelot. PS Booze helped with this and now I'm laughing alone in
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2018-10-06 09:47
Make day funny (3298c)
I'm not saying it is your fault, I said I'm blaming you. Has anybody told raccoons about crosswalks? Today I decided to burn some calories.. So I lit a fat kid on fire. A fly walks into a bar... and asks:
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2018-10-06 07:10
Make day funny (5005u)
I walk around in public saying ""wait for me guys"" so everyone thinks I have friends. What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller? Flatman and Ribbon Warning: Game of Thrones
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2018-10-06 03:49
Make day funny (9141o)
Where can I get sweatpants that say ""ANXIETY"" on the ass? I never make mistakes. . . I thought I did once; but I was wrong. I went to a zoo the other day and all they had was a terrier. It was a shih
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2018-10-06 01:32
Make day funny (1308r)
""Please don't do this,"" I beg, as the hairdresser tries to start up another conversation. How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it What is the dankest kind of pizza? Pepe-roni What did the flight attendant
joykit
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2018-10-05 23:32
Make day funny (1277c)
When I was a kid, I had to quit the marching band based on my religious principles. I was a real tuba leaver back then. What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know. What
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2018-10-05 20:47
Make day funny (7640l)
What nationality are Sprinters? They Russian. I'll also see myself out. I'm gonna cook tons of bacon, crush it up and sell it for extra money to support my family. Bacon Bad What did the fish say when
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2018-10-05 18:21
Make day funny (6920d)
My toilet stopped working today. He decided he's had enough of my shit What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you slap the mosquito it stops sucking. My own joke that I'm incredibly
joykit
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2018-10-05 15:49
Make day funny (6601d)
Sir, there is a complaint filed against you. You called the prime minister a whore... OK. Who filed the complaint, prime minister or the whore? When a woman asks me how long I can last in bed I tell her
joykit
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2018-10-05 13:44
Make day funny (9318h)
Other people are gettin these amber alerts, right? Like, it's not up to me to find these kids? How can you tell that you had sex with a Mexican woman the night before? You wake up with a jalapeno seed
joykit
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2018-10-05 11:20
Make day funny (5654p)
If someone on this sub discovers a new type of rock they should name it something funny. Amirite? What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Haloumi! The problem with the world today is that
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2018-10-05 09:14
Make day funny (9049g)
Why was Kermit chased by nazis as a kid? He was a Tad-Pole Tripods with two legs I can't stand them. The scariest thing about survival of the fittest is that it means the idiots currently surrounding you
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2018-10-05 06:42
Make day funny (6411h)
Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store? Because he wanted a tight seal. [Request] Easy to remember jokes that can be told at a bar even after a few I was wondering if there were some easy to remember,
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2018-10-05 04:10
Make day funny (5144b)
I picked up a girl at a bar. She told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt... So I screwed her three times and hit her with a brick. Today has been cancelled, due to lack of interest. My friend just
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2018-10-05 01:32
Make day funny (2774c)
Archimedes Principle floats my boat. My co worker is so mad at me right now her eyes are bulging out like a pug. I don't know wether to call 911 or scratch her behind the ears. Why is the number 6 always
joykit
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2018-10-04 23:01
Make day funny (2740u)
Does the census keep track of adults who sleep in their work clothes and shower three times a week? I need friends I want to throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted. How did
joykit
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2018-10-04 20:46
Make day funny (4201t)
Whats it called when batman leaves church early? Christian Bale So they're coming out with a new $10 bill featuring a woman. But it's only worth $7.70. I'm not a shout it from the rooftops kind of person,
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2018-10-04 18:27
Make day funny (2061x)
The latest research shows that... Research is pointless. greeks Thousands of years ago the Greeks invented sex, a few hundred years later, the French introduced it to women. My teacher's nickname in school
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2018-10-04 16:13
Make day funny (3801l)
What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose? Moosoleum. What's the difference between a Porsche and a trashcan full of dead hookers? I don't have a Porsche in my garage. Today's rappers are lame they're
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2018-10-04 13:46
Make day funny (1816t)
This is yr brain. This is yr brain on drugs. *turns page* This is yr brain on the beach at Cancun! Awwww, yr brain on yr honeymoon. *turns p I have a lips. A guy follows a cute girl into an elevator. They
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