Make day funny (2740u)

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Does the census keep track of adults who sleep in their work clothes and shower three times a week? I need friends

I want to throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay? I got the f out of the way.

How can you avoid falling hair? Get out of the way.

Someone talked to me today about having two X chromosomes. Typical woman.

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