What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose? Moosoleum.
What's the difference between a Porsche and a trashcan full of dead hookers? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
Today's rappers are lame they're unable to walk normally because of an injury or illness affecting the leg or foot.
A Spaniard, an Irish man, and a Greek go into a brothel. Who pays? Germany
In light of Jeremy Clarkson's recent firing from BBC... If James May quits in return we will all be in dis-May.