Archimedes Principle floats my boat.
My co worker is so mad at me right now her eyes are bulging out like a pug. I don't know wether to call 911 or scratch her behind the ears.
Why is the number 6 always angry? Because 789
Your Momma so dumb She bought a book on how to read
[first day on the job as a drug dealer] *giggles* ""We don't have coke, is Pepsi ok?"" *gets stabbed*